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My Name is Kronus

by James Wyatt

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A loving tribute to the wrestler Kronus and for OSW Reviews, particularly OOC. A winner is you.

Please check out oswreview.com if you appreciate humor.

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My name is Kronus
I’m standing in your ring
As OOC has shown us
I’m the greatest thing!
Here in EC Dub, got that tag team rub
I eliminate with my buddy Perry
Things are better when, wrestling with your friend
Grab a What Bar and, let me tell you about it

[Chorus 1]
A garbage match isn’t a crime
Schmozing outside most the time
Joey Styles screaming falsetto expression
Total elimination!

[Verse 2]
My name is Needsmore.
King of all the Boys
My mullet’s outta style now
But my jocks all destroy, yes destroy
Show up to the gig, take a bump from Sid
I can do the splits, and a twisting splash
Guess what I received, from New Jack today
Lacerations from all his trashy weapons

[Chorus 2]
The program’s not goin' as we planned
Saturn has injured his hand
Dudleys will not to the job
Heyman just got high with Rob

[Bridge 1]
The referee says home, the referee says go home
The referee says home, Paul E is screaming go home… YEAH!

[Bridge 2]
Referee begs go home, Paul E is screaming go home
Kronus is going home, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Outro]
My name is Kronus

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released May 21, 2020

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James Wyatt Houston, Texas

I now work alone, puttering with what I have and record to computer. I love writing but have a hard time actually recording. It's a fun process, even if no one really hears these songs.

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